1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,160 It's been seven years, Jamie! Time to let go. 2 00:00:03,450 --> 00:00:06,350 What do you know about the group calling themselves Deus Ex Machina? 3 00:00:06,409 --> 00:00:08,589 They're hackers. And what's your connection to them? 4 00:00:08,608 --> 00:00:09,569 I don't have one. 5 00:00:09,573 --> 00:00:12,119 No-one knows the real identity of the leader of Deus Ex. 6 00:00:12,376 --> 00:00:14,016 Would you like to see a photo of him? 7 00:00:14,408 --> 00:00:15,488 Remind you of anyone? 8 00:00:15,608 --> 00:00:17,168 You hacked the NSA? 9 00:00:17,288 --> 00:00:19,403 Yeah. I know it was Spike. 10 00:00:19,403 --> 00:00:20,996 It should be me in there, not you. 11 00:00:20,996 --> 00:00:22,396 I'm getting out soon. I promise. 12 00:00:22,515 --> 00:00:24,275 These ladies bothering you, hon? 13 00:00:24,313 --> 00:00:25,633 Oh, Jesus. 14 00:00:25,691 --> 00:00:27,891 I am Sister Celine, here for the interview. 15 00:00:28,051 --> 00:00:31,691 I need someone tenacious, with a clear head and thick skin. 16 00:00:31,851 --> 00:00:34,771 You are just another sad little man who touches his penis too much. 17 00:00:34,891 --> 00:00:36,491 When can you start? 18 00:00:36,651 --> 00:00:38,971 What sort of person pretends that his wife's been 19 00:00:39,091 --> 00:00:40,891 missing for seven years? 20 00:00:41,011 --> 00:00:42,411 There she is. 21 00:00:42,531 --> 00:00:44,131 Layla's alive. Layla? 22 00:00:44,251 --> 00:00:46,851 And it seems there's another me. 23 00:00:46,971 --> 00:00:48,691 Rhonda, get in! 24 00:00:48,811 --> 00:00:50,491 I'm coming too! 25 00:00:50,611 --> 00:00:52,051 No! 26 00:00:52,171 --> 00:00:54,051 You're adopted, Jamie. 27 00:00:54,211 --> 00:00:56,971 And I meant to tell you. There just never seemed a good time. 28 00:00:57,219 --> 00:00:59,623 And this is a good time?! 29 00:01:13,428 --> 00:01:16,828 See that? That's what's going to kill everyone. 30 00:01:17,937 --> 00:01:20,337 Any second now. 31 00:01:20,457 --> 00:01:22,417 Doesn't matter who you are, 32 00:01:22,536 --> 00:01:24,136 who you pray to, 33 00:01:24,257 --> 00:01:26,337 black or white, straight or gay, 34 00:01:26,457 --> 00:01:27,937 rich or poor. 35 00:01:31,657 --> 00:01:33,417 Yep, it's judgment day. 36 00:01:33,537 --> 00:01:35,257 The actual apocalypse. 37 00:01:35,377 --> 00:01:36,497 And where am I? 38 00:01:36,617 --> 00:01:40,377 In Slough - or rather under Slough, 39 00:01:40,497 --> 00:01:42,097 watching it on telly. 40 00:01:42,217 --> 00:01:43,977 One minute now. One minute. 41 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:46,777 These pictures coming live to us from Hubble. 42 00:01:46,937 --> 00:01:48,737 I know what you're thinking, "Cheer up!" 43 00:01:48,857 --> 00:01:51,057 "You're one of the lucky ones!" 44 00:01:51,177 --> 00:01:53,257 My question is - am I? 45 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:55,537 I mean, have you seen who else is in here? 46 00:01:57,857 --> 00:01:59,217 Who are these people? 47 00:01:59,377 --> 00:02:01,137 The human race united as never before... 48 00:02:01,257 --> 00:02:03,497 How the hell did this happen? 49 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:07,697 Are we the future of mankind? I mean, seriously? 50 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:13,337 Thank you all for watching. I hope we'll meet again. 51 00:02:20,912 --> 00:02:24,039 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. 52 00:02:28,297 --> 00:02:31,417 Come on, it's here somewhere, I know it is. I saw it here today. 53 00:02:31,537 --> 00:02:33,217 Scotty? Everyone's waiting. 54 00:02:33,337 --> 00:02:34,817 What the hell are you looking for? 55 00:02:34,937 --> 00:02:37,777 My homeopathic spray. 56 00:02:37,897 --> 00:02:39,737 Yes! 57 00:02:39,897 --> 00:02:42,057 I got it. I got all tense and it calms me down. 58 00:02:42,177 --> 00:02:44,857 Scotty, out! You should try it. Now. 59 00:02:52,377 --> 00:02:54,817 You say everyone's waiting? Yeah. 60 00:02:54,937 --> 00:02:56,817 Everyone, everyone. 61 00:03:00,177 --> 00:03:03,017 Now, just relax. You know it inside out. 62 00:03:03,177 --> 00:03:05,297 You've practised this a million times. 63 00:03:07,337 --> 00:03:08,857 Excuse me. 64 00:03:11,337 --> 00:03:12,977 Hello? 65 00:03:13,137 --> 00:03:16,817 Could someone please tell me what the hell is going on? 66 00:03:16,977 --> 00:03:20,817 Chill, OK? We just had to make sure we weren't being followed. 67 00:03:20,937 --> 00:03:22,617 Who the hell are you? 68 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,257 Can you feel it, Rhonda? 69 00:03:27,377 --> 00:03:28,857 The spark? 70 00:03:29,017 --> 00:03:31,417 This must be what it was like when Lennon met McCartney. 71 00:03:31,577 --> 00:03:35,817 The two greatest hackers of our generation, face-to-face at last. 72 00:03:35,977 --> 00:03:39,977 Yeah, that's right. You're looking at the White Horse himself. 73 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:43,497 Honoured to meet you, Boobmuncher2000. 74 00:03:45,577 --> 00:03:47,737 Yeah, that's my username. 75 00:03:47,857 --> 00:03:49,417 So you did all this for me, why? 76 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:52,097 You're the only person to have hacked the NSA, ever. 77 00:03:52,257 --> 00:03:56,257 I mean, you scaled the walls of Castle fucking Grayskull itself! 78 00:03:57,417 --> 00:04:00,137 And I want to know how you did it. 79 00:04:03,857 --> 00:04:05,457 Uh, yeah... 80 00:04:05,617 --> 00:04:09,217 How about you get me home first? Then I'll show you. 81 00:04:09,377 --> 00:04:13,457 You're a hard-nosed arsehole, Boobmuncher2000. I like that. 82 00:04:13,577 --> 00:04:15,417 OK. Deal. 83 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:19,257 This your girlfriend, son? 84 00:04:19,417 --> 00:04:22,017 Punching a little above your weight, ain't ya? 85 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:23,657 Why would you...? 86 00:04:23,777 --> 00:04:25,417 Now it's dirty! 87 00:04:25,537 --> 00:04:27,497 Don't ever touch my stuff. 88 00:04:31,777 --> 00:04:34,057 Boobmuncher2000? 89 00:04:34,217 --> 00:04:38,497 Bullshit. It's going to be OK. Just stop antagonising them. 90 00:04:38,617 --> 00:04:40,217 Got a bad feeling about this. 91 00:04:42,337 --> 00:04:44,297 You ask me, they look a little Jew-y. 92 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:51,937 You off somewhere, mate? 93 00:04:52,097 --> 00:04:53,977 Moscow. That photo was taken in Moscow. 94 00:04:54,137 --> 00:04:56,977 I'm going to find out what the hell's going on. 95 00:04:57,137 --> 00:04:59,537 You know, 24 hours ago, I was doing OK! 96 00:04:59,697 --> 00:05:02,177 I mean, my life was shit, but at least it made sense. 97 00:05:02,297 --> 00:05:03,737 And then all of a sudden - oh, yeah! 98 00:05:03,777 --> 00:05:06,417 Your wife's alive and she's with some fucker that looks like you. 99 00:05:06,577 --> 00:05:09,097 Oh, and also, your mum's not your mum and you're going to die! 100 00:05:09,257 --> 00:05:11,137 Best Regards, the Universe. Where is it? 101 00:05:11,297 --> 00:05:14,177 You didn't sleep, did you? You're always tetchy when you're tired. 102 00:05:14,337 --> 00:05:17,257 How am I meant to sleep? How can anyone sleep at a time like this? 103 00:05:17,377 --> 00:05:18,657 I slept. Like a log. 104 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:20,297 How? 105 00:05:20,457 --> 00:05:23,137 There is a massive rock headed this way! 106 00:05:23,297 --> 00:05:26,177 I know, which is why I'm writing my bucket list! 107 00:05:26,297 --> 00:05:28,177 How do you spell m?nage? 108 00:05:28,297 --> 00:05:30,097 What have you done with my passport? 109 00:05:30,257 --> 00:05:32,417 Look, I confiscated it. It's for your own good. 110 00:05:32,577 --> 00:05:35,017 You're having a meltdown, mate. I am not having a meltdown! 111 00:05:35,137 --> 00:05:36,217 OK, look. 112 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:39,257 Do you know where in the very large city of Moscow that photo was taken? 113 00:05:39,417 --> 00:05:41,337 No. Do you know anybody there who could help you? 114 00:05:41,417 --> 00:05:43,017 Do you speak Russian? 115 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:47,257 Do you honestly think there'll be any flights going to Moscow today? 116 00:05:47,377 --> 00:05:48,737 I mean, you know me, man. 117 00:05:48,897 --> 00:05:52,257 I love an adventure, but honestly, is this a good idea? 118 00:05:52,417 --> 00:05:55,617 I've got to do something. I know, I know, so let's do something. 119 00:05:55,777 --> 00:05:58,017 But let's start a bit closer to home, yeah? 120 00:06:24,977 --> 00:06:26,977 Mum, what's happened? 121 00:06:29,497 --> 00:06:32,857 I always wanted a through-kitchen diner. 122 00:06:32,977 --> 00:06:34,457 I thought, "What the hell?" 123 00:06:36,777 --> 00:06:38,297 It looks crap, doesn't it? 124 00:06:40,297 --> 00:06:42,337 I've ruined my kitchen! 125 00:06:42,497 --> 00:06:47,817 The world's coming to an end and you hate me, don't you? 126 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,377 I'll put the kettle on. 127 00:07:01,257 --> 00:07:02,577 Go away. 128 00:07:02,697 --> 00:07:05,377 I did. Twice already, remember? 129 00:07:05,497 --> 00:07:08,097 I would like to start to work now. 130 00:07:08,217 --> 00:07:09,537 All right. 131 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:12,457 Since we're going to be working together, I think you should know 132 00:07:12,577 --> 00:07:14,297 I am not a morning person. 133 00:07:15,657 --> 00:07:18,617 Father Jude? The cardinals would like to see you immediately. 134 00:07:18,777 --> 00:07:21,977 Just when you think the apocalypse is as bad as it gets, 135 00:07:22,097 --> 00:07:24,857 that sticks its head in the door. 136 00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:26,697 What should I do? 137 00:07:26,857 --> 00:07:29,617 Your desk is buried under there somewhere. 138 00:07:29,737 --> 00:07:32,137 You might want to dig it out. 139 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,097 The looting is out of control, sir. 140 00:07:36,257 --> 00:07:40,697 Gas shortages... Riots in 36 cities. Law and order disintegrating. 141 00:07:40,817 --> 00:07:42,817 And what's that going to do? 142 00:07:42,937 --> 00:07:44,417 Enough! 143 00:07:46,337 --> 00:07:49,657 OK. We are all tired. 144 00:07:49,777 --> 00:07:52,257 But we need to be better than this. 145 00:07:52,417 --> 00:07:54,457 Hey, you don't know how to hook this up, do you? 146 00:07:54,617 --> 00:07:57,017 HDMI dealy to get the whole high-depth thing. 147 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,577 But I could do old-school VGA if need be. 148 00:07:59,697 --> 00:08:00,857 Who the fuck is this? 149 00:08:01,017 --> 00:08:05,137 Mr President, this is Scotty McNeil, from the Special Situations group. 150 00:08:05,297 --> 00:08:08,297 That's our apocalypse planning department. 151 00:08:08,417 --> 00:08:09,697 We have one of those? 152 00:08:09,817 --> 00:08:11,497 We certainly do, Mr President. 153 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:15,177 Scotty is our foremost expert on extinction-level events. 154 00:08:15,337 --> 00:08:17,657 I suggest we all listen to what he has to say. 155 00:08:20,457 --> 00:08:22,297 You have my undivided attention. 156 00:08:29,297 --> 00:08:31,057 HA! 157 00:08:32,817 --> 00:08:34,817 That shouldn't be there... 158 00:08:36,977 --> 00:08:40,937 We're looking at an impact event caused by a comet approximately 159 00:08:41,057 --> 00:08:42,777 eight miles wide. 160 00:08:42,937 --> 00:08:45,337 Now, most of the Earth's population will perish 161 00:08:45,497 --> 00:08:48,377 in a chain of devastating earthquakes in the aftermath. 162 00:08:48,537 --> 00:08:51,457 In turn, these quakes will trigger a series of tsunamis, 163 00:08:51,617 --> 00:08:54,337 which will sweep across entire continents, 164 00:08:54,497 --> 00:08:57,177 washing away most traces of civilisation. 165 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:00,217 And meanwhile, to compound our problems, 166 00:09:00,337 --> 00:09:02,257 there's also the dust cloud. 167 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:05,617 Now this gradually envelops the planet in a toxic, 168 00:09:05,777 --> 00:09:08,257 unbreathable smog, blocking out the sun entirely, 169 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:11,657 meaning that all plant life becomes unsustainable, 170 00:09:11,777 --> 00:09:13,257 as does all animal life. 171 00:09:13,417 --> 00:09:15,857 The only survivors will be microbial. 172 00:09:21,817 --> 00:09:24,257 But it could be worse. 173 00:09:25,577 --> 00:09:27,857 How could this be worse? 174 00:09:28,017 --> 00:09:29,697 Well, it could be happening tomorrow, sir. 175 00:09:29,857 --> 00:09:33,737 We're lucky. We have 33 days and we need to use them wisely. 176 00:09:37,137 --> 00:09:38,897 I should have told you. 177 00:09:39,057 --> 00:09:44,417 All the adoption books say to. I meant to, but you were all I had. 178 00:09:44,577 --> 00:09:47,217 I didn't want to share you with your birth family. 179 00:09:49,177 --> 00:09:52,097 You want to find them, don't you? 180 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:54,257 But you'll always be my mum. 181 00:09:55,777 --> 00:10:00,217 OK? All my many flaws and faults, they're all your doing. 182 00:10:00,337 --> 00:10:02,217 No-one can take that away from you. 183 00:10:04,097 --> 00:10:07,137 So is there anything you know that can help me? Anything at all? 184 00:10:20,177 --> 00:10:22,497 When you were five, 185 00:10:22,617 --> 00:10:24,417 a woman came to the door. 186 00:10:24,537 --> 00:10:26,977 She said that she was your mum. 187 00:10:28,817 --> 00:10:30,577 Do you really want to know? 188 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:33,097 Yeah, everything. 189 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:35,377 Well, I won't sugar-coat it. 190 00:10:35,497 --> 00:10:37,217 She was weird. 191 00:10:39,497 --> 00:10:41,537 She knew things about you, 192 00:10:41,657 --> 00:10:43,417 like the box you were left in 193 00:10:43,537 --> 00:10:45,337 and the mole on your penis. 194 00:10:48,097 --> 00:10:50,217 Her name was Mary, she lived in 195 00:10:50,337 --> 00:10:52,497 a hippie commune in the country. 196 00:10:55,537 --> 00:10:58,017 That's the address. 197 00:10:58,177 --> 00:11:02,297 You have no idea how many times I wanted to burn that piece of paper. 198 00:11:07,337 --> 00:11:08,937 How long will you be gone? 199 00:11:09,057 --> 00:11:10,377 I don't know. 200 00:11:13,017 --> 00:11:15,017 Come here. 201 00:11:17,217 --> 00:11:20,137 You be safe and you come home soon. 202 00:11:22,537 --> 00:11:24,537 We haven't got many days left. 203 00:11:26,457 --> 00:11:27,937 I don't want to be alone at the end. 204 00:11:28,057 --> 00:11:30,097 I know, Mum. 205 00:11:30,217 --> 00:11:31,897 None of us do. 206 00:11:40,303 --> 00:11:43,343 His Holiness feels in the circumstances 207 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:47,023 it would be wise to halt the canonisation process. 208 00:11:47,143 --> 00:11:48,743 I'm being fired? 209 00:11:48,903 --> 00:11:51,543 Not at all. The Day of Judgment draws near, 210 00:11:51,703 --> 00:11:55,343 Father Jude. The church has a task of utmost importance 211 00:11:55,463 --> 00:11:57,263 to you. A task eminently suited 212 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,663 to a man with your attributes. 213 00:11:59,823 --> 00:12:02,903 You mean my chronic punctuality and sunny disposition? 214 00:12:03,063 --> 00:12:05,303 No, Father Jude, your relentless cynicism, 215 00:12:05,423 --> 00:12:07,583 your wearying scepticism. 216 00:12:07,703 --> 00:12:10,143 Well, what's the gig? 217 00:12:10,303 --> 00:12:12,863 From now on you will be investigating 218 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,943 the second coming of Christ. 219 00:12:21,603 --> 00:12:24,003 My goodness, what an honour! 220 00:12:24,123 --> 00:12:25,953 No. No, no, not really. 221 00:12:25,976 --> 00:12:28,976 This it's what's known in the business as a shit sandwich. 222 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,856 It's a theological term. 223 00:12:30,976 --> 00:12:32,496 Celine, I'm the fall guy. 224 00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:34,013 I'm the patsy. 225 00:12:34,073 --> 00:12:36,279 "Father Jude, please robustly test these, 226 00:12:36,279 --> 00:12:38,779 "but be a dear and do it in a manner that involves 227 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:42,220 "no robust testing in case one of them is, you know, actually Jesus. 228 00:12:42,490 --> 00:12:44,730 "And even though the implications are staggering 229 00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:46,210 "and way beyond your pay grade, 230 00:12:46,370 --> 00:12:48,870 "you're on your own, so don't fuck it up." 231 00:12:48,904 --> 00:12:52,184 So you are scared you will accidentally anger the Messiah? 232 00:12:52,334 --> 00:12:54,634 No, I'm worried about that, 233 00:12:54,715 --> 00:12:57,835 but what I'm scared of is much worse. 234 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:03,840 Sir, people need hope. 235 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,520 What is Operation Saviour? 236 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,560 Well... we don't know yet, but you're announcing it tonight. 237 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:11,160 That's it?! 238 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:14,640 That's all you've got?! What the hell are we paying YOU for? 239 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:22,480 You think when Roosevelt green-lit the Manhattan Project 240 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,040 he knew the detail? 241 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,960 You think when Kennedy promised there would be a man on the moon 242 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,560 by the end of the '60s he had any idea how? 243 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,680 Now these were great men. 244 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,040 They announced the intention, then made it happen - 245 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,660 and that is what we are going to do. 246 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,400 We are going to tell the world we are going to save the world. 247 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,760 And then we work out how we do it. 248 00:13:41,907 --> 00:13:43,467 How do we start? 249 00:13:43,587 --> 00:13:45,027 We can't do this alone, sir. 250 00:13:45,187 --> 00:13:47,507 So you get on the phone to anyone that can help, 251 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,227 our allies and our enemies. 252 00:13:49,347 --> 00:13:50,667 You ask for their best people, 253 00:13:50,827 --> 00:13:52,667 we put them in a room with our best people, 254 00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:55,347 they tell us what they've got, we tell them what we've got. 255 00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,067 And together they work it out. 256 00:13:57,187 --> 00:13:58,827 Are you insane? 257 00:13:58,987 --> 00:14:01,067 You want to share all of this with the Russians? 258 00:14:01,187 --> 00:14:02,627 The Chinese? The Iranians? 259 00:14:02,747 --> 00:14:04,627 Yeah, starting tomorrow. 260 00:14:06,147 --> 00:14:08,107 Sir, the people need hope. 261 00:14:08,227 --> 00:14:09,587 Today. 262 00:14:13,387 --> 00:14:14,947 I'll start making the calls. 263 00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:23,947 Mr President, we're going to need some time to do it this afternoon. 264 00:14:24,067 --> 00:14:27,147 Off the record. Very off the record. 265 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,707 No-one else in this room can know. 266 00:14:41,627 --> 00:14:44,827 Morning, ladies, rise and shine. 267 00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:51,627 Listen, I know you're wanting to stay off the grid and everything, 268 00:14:51,787 --> 00:14:54,467 but I really need to talk to my husband and son. 269 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,587 You see, my husband, he's in the hospital, 270 00:14:56,707 --> 00:14:57,747 and I need to make sure 271 00:14:57,907 --> 00:14:59,747 that the doctors are still showing up for work. 272 00:14:59,867 --> 00:15:02,107 I don't even know where my son is. 273 00:15:02,227 --> 00:15:04,387 So, really, it is very stressful. 274 00:15:04,507 --> 00:15:06,027 Rhonda, relax, OK? 275 00:15:06,147 --> 00:15:08,307 We have all the time in the world. 276 00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:10,947 Yeah, but we don't, do we? We have 33 days. 277 00:15:11,107 --> 00:15:13,827 And I really want to spend as many of those as possible 278 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,067 with my family, so... 279 00:15:15,227 --> 00:15:17,627 You don't actually believe this apocalypse stuff, do you? 280 00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:24,987 If we are in New Mexico and DC 281 00:15:25,147 --> 00:15:29,347 is north and east, how come the sun is over there? 282 00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:32,027 We ain't heading north-east! 283 00:15:32,147 --> 00:15:33,827 I'm sure there's a perfectly... 284 00:15:33,987 --> 00:15:35,747 He said we're taking the back roads, 285 00:15:35,907 --> 00:15:38,267 so maybe we're kind of going in odd directions? 286 00:15:38,387 --> 00:15:40,267 Or they're lying to you. 287 00:15:40,427 --> 00:15:42,787 We don't know jack squat about these two. 288 00:15:42,947 --> 00:15:45,267 How do you know they ain't professional rapists? 289 00:15:45,427 --> 00:15:47,707 I don't think that's something you can get paid for. 290 00:15:47,827 --> 00:15:50,027 Maybe we're better off on our own. 291 00:15:50,147 --> 00:15:51,227 I could steal us a car. 292 00:15:51,387 --> 00:15:53,987 We'd drive off in the sunset like Thelma and Louise. 293 00:15:54,147 --> 00:15:56,667 OK. You know how that movie ends, right? 294 00:16:07,627 --> 00:16:09,787 It's typical! Yeah. 295 00:16:09,947 --> 00:16:12,227 One announcement about the end of the world 296 00:16:12,387 --> 00:16:14,507 and the entire country grinds to a halt. 297 00:16:14,627 --> 00:16:17,027 It's chaos. Absolute chaos! 298 00:16:17,147 --> 00:16:18,867 It's very British chaos, though, eh? 299 00:16:19,027 --> 00:16:21,987 Everyone's queueing. Everyone's still in that tarmac mind-set. 300 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,187 I mean, we want to go over there, yeah? 301 00:16:24,347 --> 00:16:27,467 So why don't we just go that way, drive through the fields? 302 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:30,067 I don't want to scratch my car. 303 00:16:30,187 --> 00:16:31,547 What? 304 00:16:31,707 --> 00:16:34,667 You're quite right, we must protect the paintwork. 305 00:16:34,787 --> 00:16:36,747 Oh, God! 306 00:16:36,867 --> 00:16:38,827 Everyone just needs to relax. 307 00:16:38,987 --> 00:16:40,947 I mean, what difference does it make? 308 00:16:41,107 --> 00:16:46,107 Get stressed, you die. Chill out, you still die, more enjoyably. 309 00:16:46,227 --> 00:16:47,787 Right, so what's the plan? 310 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,427 We find your... whatever. 311 00:16:50,587 --> 00:16:52,947 Vaginal mother, is that the right...? Birth mother. 312 00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:53,987 She's my birth mother. 313 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,707 Right, well, find out if she's still at this commune. Then what? 314 00:16:56,827 --> 00:16:58,827 She tells me if I have a twin, 315 00:16:58,987 --> 00:17:02,027 and if so, which car park she dumped him in. 316 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,907 Maybe she knows where he is. 317 00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:06,707 If I can find him, I find Layla. Hopefully. 318 00:17:06,867 --> 00:17:09,067 You really think he's got her, like, hostage? Yeah. 319 00:17:09,187 --> 00:17:11,947 I don't know. Yes, I mean... Look. 320 00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:13,827 He's pulling her hair. 321 00:17:13,987 --> 00:17:17,147 I mean, that is pretty hostagey, right? 322 00:17:17,267 --> 00:17:18,867 Yeah, or he's kissing her. 323 00:17:18,987 --> 00:17:20,427 No, he isn't. 324 00:17:20,547 --> 00:17:22,307 That's not how you kiss people. 325 00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:25,227 Maybe he's got her thinking we are still happily married. 326 00:17:25,347 --> 00:17:26,787 I don't know, I just... 327 00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:28,507 I don't know what to think. 328 00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:30,787 The point is she is a damsel in distress, yeah? 329 00:17:30,947 --> 00:17:33,347 Yes, exactly. So every second counts. 330 00:17:33,467 --> 00:17:35,067 We are in a race against the clock. 331 00:18:07,107 --> 00:18:09,227 I'm serious, I've got a bad feeling. 332 00:18:09,347 --> 00:18:11,747 You trust me? 333 00:18:11,867 --> 00:18:13,427 My God, yes, yes! 334 00:18:13,547 --> 00:18:15,467 Just don't do anything drastic! 335 00:18:15,587 --> 00:18:19,027 Hey. Stop the ambulance right now. 336 00:18:19,147 --> 00:18:21,827 I said stop the ambulance. 337 00:18:21,987 --> 00:18:24,387 Oh, so what are we, your hostages now? 338 00:18:24,507 --> 00:18:25,947 Is that it? 339 00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:27,267 You're kidnapping us? 340 00:18:27,387 --> 00:18:29,187 Hardly. We freed you. 341 00:18:29,307 --> 00:18:30,627 Ah! Are you crazy?! 342 00:18:30,787 --> 00:18:32,387 You know what, that's exactly what I am, 343 00:18:32,547 --> 00:18:34,147 and I got the certificates to prove it. 344 00:18:34,307 --> 00:18:37,627 You stop this ambulance or I swear to God 345 00:18:37,747 --> 00:18:39,587 I will cut her throat. 346 00:18:39,707 --> 00:18:40,987 I think I'm bleeding. 347 00:18:41,107 --> 00:18:42,907 STOP THE FUCKING AMBULANCE! 348 00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:15,750 Max, you OK? I'm fine. 349 00:19:15,870 --> 00:19:17,270 Rhonda, you OK back there? 350 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,030 I think so. 351 00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:20,590 I'm stuck! 352 00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:22,050 Get me out of here! 353 00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:24,993 Yeah, congratulations, you nearly got us all killed. 354 00:19:24,994 --> 00:19:25,833 Happy? 355 00:19:25,897 --> 00:19:28,697 How about you spare me the lecturing, get this off of me? 356 00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:37,774 Hey. HEY! 357 00:19:39,749 --> 00:19:43,109 Damn! We'll grab anything we can eat and let's get out of here. 358 00:19:43,232 --> 00:19:45,472 Rhonda! Come on. Get me out of here! 359 00:19:45,591 --> 00:19:46,831 We'll be right back. 360 00:19:46,951 --> 00:19:49,631 Get me out of here! 361 00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:53,112 What about Leanne? What about her? She just tried to kill you. 362 00:19:53,272 --> 00:19:56,592 What? You want to see your family again? 363 00:19:56,752 --> 00:19:59,392 Because if so, we need to move quickly and quietly, 364 00:19:59,551 --> 00:20:03,111 and that means not having an insane Nazi drawing attention to us. 365 00:20:03,231 --> 00:20:05,591 Look around. No police. 366 00:20:05,751 --> 00:20:07,911 This is your best chance of getting home, 367 00:20:08,071 --> 00:20:10,951 because sooner or later they're going to get this back under control. 368 00:20:11,111 --> 00:20:12,591 We can't just leave her there to die. 369 00:20:12,751 --> 00:20:16,391 Would the world be a worse place? Maybe she had a tough childhood. 370 00:20:16,511 --> 00:20:19,191 I had a tough childhood! OK? 371 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,551 My mum is nuts. Didn't make me a racist. 372 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:26,591 Get me out of here! 373 00:20:34,911 --> 00:20:38,671 Look... No offence, but I don't know you, OK? 374 00:20:38,831 --> 00:20:42,111 I don't even know your real name, so how do I know if I can trust you? 375 00:20:42,231 --> 00:20:43,311 Got it. 376 00:20:46,151 --> 00:20:50,871 It's Ariel, OK? My real name, it's Ariel. 377 00:20:51,031 --> 00:20:52,911 Yes, like the Little fucking Mermaid. 378 00:20:53,071 --> 00:20:54,871 Thanks, Mum! Like I said, she's nuts. 379 00:20:56,671 --> 00:20:59,871 How about we just get an hour down the road, I call 911, 380 00:20:59,991 --> 00:21:01,711 anonymously, report an accident, 381 00:21:01,871 --> 00:21:05,431 Leanne gets rescued but thrown back in jail, we go on our way, 382 00:21:05,591 --> 00:21:08,031 and there's one less crazy racist on the loose. 383 00:21:09,991 --> 00:21:10,951 Deal? 384 00:21:13,511 --> 00:21:14,871 OK. Deal. 385 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,711 Why are you taking air fresheners? We don't need air fresheners. 386 00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:31,071 Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I've never looted before. I just... 387 00:21:31,191 --> 00:21:33,231 I got a little grabby. OK. Um... 388 00:21:33,351 --> 00:21:34,551 I'll look for food. 389 00:21:41,151 --> 00:21:45,351 Bollocks! Look. We drive as far as we can, and then we walk. 390 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,951 Our forefathers managed it. 391 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:52,031 What are you doing? Get off. Uh-uh. Bucket list. 392 00:21:52,191 --> 00:21:54,471 I've always wanted to car-surf like Teen Wolf. 393 00:21:54,631 --> 00:21:56,951 If this is the last of the petrol, I want to make it count. 394 00:21:56,991 --> 00:22:00,551 Get off my car right now! Mate, it's on the list. Why not? 395 00:22:00,711 --> 00:22:03,591 Because... you'll make us less aerodynamic! 396 00:22:05,311 --> 00:22:07,511 Just get off, OK? I'm not in the mood. 397 00:22:07,671 --> 00:22:09,831 Look, I love that we're getting you out of your rut, 398 00:22:09,991 --> 00:22:11,671 and I will have your back every time, 399 00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:13,351 but this is not just about you. 400 00:22:13,511 --> 00:22:15,671 You're not the only person who's got stuff 401 00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:17,031 he wants to do before he dies. 402 00:22:17,191 --> 00:22:20,551 Right, yeah, OK, but my stuff actually means something, doesn't it? 403 00:22:33,391 --> 00:22:37,751 The night before my dad's accident, he took me to the video shop. 404 00:22:37,871 --> 00:22:39,471 I chose Teen Wolf. 405 00:22:42,191 --> 00:22:44,471 We cooked hot dogs and watched the film... 406 00:22:45,991 --> 00:22:48,111 That was the last night I spent with him. 407 00:22:48,231 --> 00:22:49,751 I didn't know that. 408 00:22:52,471 --> 00:22:54,911 I wanted to be Michael J Fox so badly. 409 00:23:00,271 --> 00:23:04,231 If everybody had an ocean... 410 00:23:04,391 --> 00:23:06,311 Please don't fall off. Please don't fall off. 411 00:23:06,471 --> 00:23:09,031 This is great! Yesterday you were a bank manager. 412 00:23:11,231 --> 00:23:12,631 Hooray! 413 00:23:15,591 --> 00:23:18,311 Mate, I can't see! You realise you haven't even had an egg today? 414 00:23:18,471 --> 00:23:21,271 First time in years, mate! Seriously, I can't see! 415 00:23:21,431 --> 00:23:23,191 Admit it - you feel alive, don't you? 416 00:23:23,311 --> 00:23:24,751 Yes, but please move! 417 00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:26,391 Say, "I don't know where I'm going." 418 00:23:26,511 --> 00:23:27,711 I DON'T know where I'm going! 419 00:23:27,831 --> 00:23:29,231 "And it makes me feel alive." 420 00:23:29,351 --> 00:23:31,351 And it makes me feel... Shit! 421 00:23:31,471 --> 00:23:33,351 Aargh! Oof. 422 00:23:35,551 --> 00:23:37,951 Oh, my God! Mate, you all right? 423 00:23:38,111 --> 00:23:39,871 Yeah, yeah, I think so. Are you sure? 424 00:23:39,991 --> 00:23:41,151 Yeah. 425 00:23:41,271 --> 00:23:42,831 What the hell are you doing? 426 00:23:42,991 --> 00:23:45,351 What does it look like we are doing, huh? 427 00:23:45,471 --> 00:23:47,031 What are YOU doing? 428 00:23:47,151 --> 00:23:48,871 Car surfing. Always wanted to. 429 00:23:48,991 --> 00:23:51,911 Oh, bucket list! Snap! 430 00:23:52,071 --> 00:23:55,511 We're having an erotic odyssey. Aren't we, dear? 431 00:23:57,031 --> 00:23:58,511 Erm... 432 00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:02,151 We need to get past, so... Could you just... 433 00:24:02,271 --> 00:24:04,751 Can't you go round? There's room. 434 00:24:04,871 --> 00:24:06,111 Looks a bit tight. 435 00:24:07,231 --> 00:24:08,511 Couldn't you...? 436 00:24:08,671 --> 00:24:10,791 Young man, you're being unreasonable. 437 00:24:10,911 --> 00:24:13,671 My husband's got arthritis! 438 00:24:13,791 --> 00:24:15,831 Stop staring. Stop staring! 439 00:24:15,951 --> 00:24:17,231 I don't want to! 440 00:24:25,111 --> 00:24:27,311 And we're out of petrol. 441 00:24:27,471 --> 00:24:29,231 Wonderful! Looks like we're walking. 442 00:24:29,391 --> 00:24:31,311 You realise I can't get out my door, right? Yeah. 443 00:24:34,271 --> 00:24:37,551 Sorry, slight mechanical issue. Do you mind just ducking down? 444 00:24:37,671 --> 00:24:38,951 I just need to open my... 445 00:24:39,071 --> 00:24:39,991 Thank you. 446 00:24:45,431 --> 00:24:47,431 Oops! Sorry. Mind your bits. 447 00:24:48,631 --> 00:24:49,631 Thanks again. 448 00:24:49,791 --> 00:24:52,031 Lovely meeting you. Enjoy the rest of your odyssey. 449 00:24:54,231 --> 00:24:57,591 Get me out of here, you cocksuckers! 450 00:24:57,711 --> 00:25:00,711 It says touch the red to the green. 451 00:25:00,871 --> 00:25:03,991 Well, I'm touching red to green, and it's not working, dude! 452 00:25:04,111 --> 00:25:05,951 'Hey. You've got Spike's voicemail. 453 00:25:06,111 --> 00:25:08,311 'Hit me on the...' 454 00:25:08,471 --> 00:25:11,511 Spike, it's Mom. I can't go into detail, but I'm coming home, OK? 455 00:25:11,671 --> 00:25:14,191 It's complicated, and I don't know where you are. 456 00:25:14,351 --> 00:25:16,431 So leave your phone on and I'll keep trying to call. 457 00:25:16,551 --> 00:25:19,071 I love you. I love you so much. 458 00:25:29,351 --> 00:25:30,351 McNeil. 459 00:25:30,471 --> 00:25:32,511 Hey, it's me. Who's me? 460 00:25:32,671 --> 00:25:35,591 Your sister. Rhonda? It's a little... Bad time. 461 00:25:35,711 --> 00:25:37,151 Oh, really? I hadn't noticed! 462 00:25:37,311 --> 00:25:39,031 'Look, I haven't forgotten about you, OK?' 463 00:25:39,151 --> 00:25:40,551 I'm going to come visit, I promise. 464 00:25:40,711 --> 00:25:43,351 Oh, yeah, I'm not in prison any more. 'Really?' 465 00:25:43,471 --> 00:25:45,391 So the appeal worked? That's great! 466 00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:47,351 No, I kind of escaped. 467 00:25:47,471 --> 00:25:49,151 You what?! 468 00:25:49,271 --> 00:25:50,991 Rhonda, do you... 469 00:25:51,151 --> 00:25:53,311 You can't tell me that! I'm in the White House! 470 00:25:53,431 --> 00:25:54,871 Scotty, shut up. 471 00:25:55,031 --> 00:25:56,991 'But if people found out that you're a fugitive' 472 00:25:57,151 --> 00:25:59,591 and I knew, they would throw the book at me. 473 00:25:59,751 --> 00:26:01,431 Scotty, if you want to talk about problems, 474 00:26:01,551 --> 00:26:03,431 I'm pretty sure mine crap on yours. 475 00:26:03,591 --> 00:26:05,791 Please... I'm your sister. Please help me. 476 00:26:07,671 --> 00:26:08,911 What do you need? 477 00:26:09,071 --> 00:26:10,991 'I need you to go to the hospital, check Rajesh. 478 00:26:11,151 --> 00:26:13,991 'I need to know he's OK, they haven't abandoned the patient.' 479 00:26:14,111 --> 00:26:15,831 And I need you to find Spike. 480 00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,471 I don't know where he is, and I think he might be with Tim. 481 00:26:18,631 --> 00:26:21,431 Tim? That drunk is still alive? 'Apparently.' 482 00:26:21,551 --> 00:26:23,871 And the court gave him custody. 483 00:26:23,991 --> 00:26:25,351 I don't even know where he lives. 484 00:26:25,511 --> 00:26:28,271 I don't even know if Spike's with him. I'm freaking out! 485 00:26:28,431 --> 00:26:30,871 Scotty! What, are you jerking off in here? 486 00:26:31,031 --> 00:26:33,471 I got to go. 'No. Don't you dare hang up on me.' 487 00:26:33,631 --> 00:26:36,751 OK, yeah, so I will definitely try and track down 488 00:26:36,871 --> 00:26:39,671 that information that you require. 489 00:26:39,791 --> 00:26:43,271 Thank you, Scotty. Thank you. 490 00:26:50,231 --> 00:26:53,311 You OK? Look like crap. Well, thanks for the pep talk! 491 00:26:53,471 --> 00:26:56,151 Pleasure. You might want to consider doing up your fly. 492 00:27:47,311 --> 00:27:49,231 I think you overreact. Really? 493 00:27:49,391 --> 00:27:52,591 Ask yourself what kind of person claims to be a messiah. 494 00:27:54,671 --> 00:27:56,471 Catechism of the Catholic Church. 495 00:27:56,631 --> 00:28:01,311 Part 1, section 2, chapter 2, article 7. 496 00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:04,231 "Before the second coming of Christ, the Church..." 497 00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:05,791 "..must pass through a final trial 498 00:28:05,951 --> 00:28:07,791 "that will shake the faith of many believers. 499 00:28:07,951 --> 00:28:10,351 "The persecution that accompanies her pilgrimage on earth 500 00:28:10,511 --> 00:28:12,071 "will unveil the mystery of iniquity 501 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:13,751 "in the form of a religious deception 502 00:28:13,911 --> 00:28:16,071 "offering men an apparent solution to their problem 503 00:28:16,231 --> 00:28:17,911 "at the price of apostasy from the truth. 504 00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:21,471 "The supreme religious deception is that of the Antichrist." 505 00:28:22,631 --> 00:28:24,191 You memorised the catechism? 506 00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:25,831 Ten years in the convent. 507 00:28:25,991 --> 00:28:28,271 I also know all the words to Miss Saigon. 508 00:28:28,431 --> 00:28:31,391 Exactly! These are not the skills that we need. Look... 509 00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:35,871 If everything that we've devoted our lives to is true, 510 00:28:36,031 --> 00:28:40,991 then before Christ can return, there will be a false messiah. 511 00:28:41,111 --> 00:28:43,431 An antichrist. Yes, I know. 512 00:28:44,831 --> 00:28:47,831 So, any one of these could be Rosemary's actual baby. 513 00:28:47,991 --> 00:28:51,671 666, raised by jackals, all of that '70s horror crap. 514 00:28:51,791 --> 00:28:53,831 I don't know if I have the chops. 515 00:28:53,991 --> 00:28:56,191 And I don't know if I can protect you. 516 00:28:56,311 --> 00:28:58,191 Who said I need protecting? 517 00:28:58,311 --> 00:28:59,911 You're not scared? Of course. 518 00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:03,551 But I am more scared of NOT coming face-to-face with the Antichrist. 519 00:29:03,711 --> 00:29:06,911 If the prophecies aren't true, I waste my life, yes? 520 00:29:07,071 --> 00:29:11,231 So I pray for the Beast to come, and I pray that we unmask him. 521 00:29:11,351 --> 00:29:14,191 God led me to your door. 522 00:29:14,351 --> 00:29:17,271 I won't let him down. And I won't let you down. 523 00:29:19,071 --> 00:29:20,311 What if I let YOU down? 524 00:29:21,471 --> 00:29:22,951 It's OK. 525 00:29:23,071 --> 00:29:25,031 I have very low expectations of you. 526 00:29:30,359 --> 00:29:32,159 I look forward to a new era of cooperation 527 00:29:32,279 --> 00:29:33,439 between our two countries. 528 00:29:34,919 --> 00:29:39,279 Well, China's in. Your plan is proving very popular. 529 00:29:39,439 --> 00:29:42,759 Well, that's great, Mr President. I'll get straight to the point. 530 00:29:42,919 --> 00:29:47,119 Operation Saviour is a diversionary tactic to distract the populace. 531 00:29:47,279 --> 00:29:50,039 Are you saying it won't work? We hope it will. 532 00:29:50,199 --> 00:29:53,359 But our calculations suggest our chances are about one in three. 533 00:29:53,479 --> 00:29:55,039 Although for the sake of the people, 534 00:29:55,199 --> 00:29:56,999 you have to act as if it's a sure thing. 535 00:29:57,159 --> 00:30:00,199 Hope, sir. Hope will keep them in line until the very last moment. 536 00:30:00,359 --> 00:30:03,399 You want to dupe the American people? If need be, yes. 537 00:30:03,559 --> 00:30:06,159 For as long as we need to implement the fall-back. 538 00:30:07,319 --> 00:30:08,919 The fall-back? Sir... 539 00:30:10,079 --> 00:30:13,279 What we're about to tell you is beyond top-secret. 540 00:30:13,439 --> 00:30:15,959 There is a bunker in the Blue Ridge Mountains. 541 00:30:16,119 --> 00:30:20,799 It can keep 15 people and their offspring alive for up to a century. 542 00:30:20,959 --> 00:30:24,559 Together with a DNA library of all the major plant and animal species. 543 00:30:25,999 --> 00:30:27,399 We call it Mount Genesis. 544 00:30:28,799 --> 00:30:32,119 We built an Ark? But for only 15 survivors? 545 00:30:32,279 --> 00:30:34,839 Who? We would hand-pick a group of young women, 546 00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:37,439 selected for their skills, intellect and fertility. 547 00:30:37,559 --> 00:30:39,199 No men? We don't need men, sir. 548 00:30:39,359 --> 00:30:41,239 We'll have a sperm bank. We just need... 549 00:30:41,359 --> 00:30:42,559 uh, wombs. 550 00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:45,239 My God. 551 00:30:46,479 --> 00:30:48,039 This is monstrous! No, sir. 552 00:30:48,199 --> 00:30:50,839 It's a rational response to an extraordinary situation. 553 00:30:50,959 --> 00:30:52,159 But if word ever got out... 554 00:30:52,319 --> 00:30:55,159 Oh, we'd be strung up. So word can't get out. 555 00:30:55,279 --> 00:30:56,879 Not even to the First Lady. 556 00:30:59,479 --> 00:31:01,959 I need to think about this. Sir, we don't have... 557 00:31:02,079 --> 00:31:03,799 I need to think about it. 558 00:31:03,919 --> 00:31:05,399 Yes, Mr President. 559 00:31:10,359 --> 00:31:12,999 They'd need a leader in there, sir. 560 00:31:37,098 --> 00:31:38,736 Well, this is it. 561 00:31:39,255 --> 00:31:40,565 You OK? 562 00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:43,020 Give me a second. 563 00:31:43,225 --> 00:31:44,545 I'm so caught up with Layla, 564 00:31:44,705 --> 00:31:46,745 I hadn't really thought this bit through. 565 00:31:48,238 --> 00:31:50,758 What do you say to the woman who gave birth to you, then 566 00:31:50,878 --> 00:31:52,438 left you in a shoebox? 567 00:31:53,408 --> 00:31:54,368 You'll work it out. 568 00:31:55,609 --> 00:31:56,569 Hello? 569 00:32:02,209 --> 00:32:03,169 Hello! 570 00:32:04,889 --> 00:32:06,249 What are you doing? 571 00:32:08,329 --> 00:32:10,129 You coming, or what? 572 00:32:14,329 --> 00:32:15,689 Hello! 573 00:32:20,249 --> 00:32:21,369 Hello! 574 00:32:21,529 --> 00:32:24,889 Who would live in a house like this? 575 00:32:26,329 --> 00:32:27,529 No-one. 576 00:32:28,608 --> 00:32:30,208 Not for a very long time. 577 00:32:32,729 --> 00:32:33,929 The apocalypse is bollocks. 578 00:32:34,089 --> 00:32:36,729 You saw that store back there, money's worthless now. 579 00:32:36,889 --> 00:32:39,489 They knew that would happen, they want it to happen. 580 00:32:39,649 --> 00:32:42,689 The old system falls apart then they regain control, 581 00:32:42,809 --> 00:32:44,409 and now it's a new system. 582 00:32:44,569 --> 00:32:49,209 A new capitalism, the slate wiped clean, America back on top. 583 00:32:54,049 --> 00:32:55,849 When are you going to call 911? 584 00:32:59,969 --> 00:33:01,849 I said, when are you going to call 911? 585 00:33:01,969 --> 00:33:03,729 You really think there's still a 911? 586 00:33:05,449 --> 00:33:06,809 You lied to me? 587 00:33:06,969 --> 00:33:12,969 But... She's going to die back there. A horrible, painful, slow... 588 00:33:16,169 --> 00:33:22,209 OK, um, stop the car. Stop the car now! You lied to me, Ariel! 589 00:33:22,369 --> 00:33:25,209 I did what needed doing. Deal with it. 590 00:33:25,369 --> 00:33:28,009 My gosh, she was right about you guys, wasn't she? 591 00:33:39,329 --> 00:33:42,329 Rhonda, stop. Now, there's two ways we can do this. 592 00:33:42,489 --> 00:33:46,969 You, in the car, like a human. Or you, in the trunk, like luggage. 593 00:33:47,089 --> 00:33:48,369 Your choice. 594 00:33:48,489 --> 00:33:51,049 Where are your taking me? 595 00:33:51,209 --> 00:33:55,169 Somewhere safe. And totally off grid. 596 00:33:55,329 --> 00:33:59,089 You're going to show us every hack, every trick in your locker. 597 00:33:59,249 --> 00:34:04,369 Now, I wanted to do this in a friendly, consensual way, 598 00:34:04,529 --> 00:34:08,009 but you're making it very hard. Frankly, I'm disappointed. 599 00:34:08,169 --> 00:34:12,529 We get you out of jail, but your lack of gratitude disgusts me. 600 00:34:12,649 --> 00:34:15,529 Manners, Rhonda! Basic manners. 601 00:34:15,649 --> 00:34:18,129 I didn't ask you to spring me. 602 00:34:18,289 --> 00:34:24,169 You chose that. And... FYI, I can't help you. 603 00:34:24,289 --> 00:34:25,449 What do you mean? 604 00:34:25,609 --> 00:34:28,369 I don't have any tricks to my locker. 605 00:34:28,489 --> 00:34:30,849 I don't even have a locker! OK? 606 00:34:31,009 --> 00:34:34,369 You sprung the wrong person, I didn't hack the NSA! 607 00:34:36,249 --> 00:34:37,889 So, why did you plead guilty, then? 608 00:34:39,889 --> 00:34:46,009 Unless you're protecting someone - someone you love very much, right? 609 00:34:46,169 --> 00:34:49,369 Not necessarily. So it's either the husband or the son. 610 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:56,169 You leave my husband alone. Nice try, but don't ever play poker. 611 00:34:56,329 --> 00:35:03,569 So, your son's the genius. What's his name again? Spike? Spike McNeil. 612 00:35:05,369 --> 00:35:08,489 Bet we find him before you do. You leave my son alone. 613 00:35:08,609 --> 00:35:10,169 You stay away from him! 614 00:35:10,329 --> 00:35:13,569 Or you'll call the police? Max, pull over. 615 00:35:19,249 --> 00:35:22,169 You're going to shoot her? God, no! I'm not an animal. 616 00:35:25,649 --> 00:35:30,249 You see, Rhonda, manners, basic manners. 617 00:35:36,929 --> 00:35:40,529 I mean it! You stay away from my son! 618 00:35:58,249 --> 00:35:59,329 You OK? 619 00:36:01,169 --> 00:36:06,489 Just got my hopes up. Should have known. Back to square one. 620 00:36:06,649 --> 00:36:10,929 Oh, mate. You are so far from square one. 621 00:36:11,089 --> 00:36:13,729 You know her name, a previous address. 622 00:36:13,889 --> 00:36:18,049 We'll find Mary and we'll find Layla. Besides, you had an adventure, dude. 623 00:36:18,249 --> 00:36:21,609 You lived a bit, you drove through a field, broke into a house, 624 00:36:21,729 --> 00:36:24,209 ruined an erotic odyssey. 625 00:36:24,369 --> 00:36:26,649 Ticked something off your bucket list? 626 00:36:27,809 --> 00:36:30,609 I didn't mean to be a dick about that, by the way. 627 00:36:30,769 --> 00:36:33,649 I didn't know about your dad, how much it meant to you. 628 00:36:34,889 --> 00:36:39,329 Actually, I made that up. I just really wanted to car surf. 629 00:36:40,889 --> 00:36:42,369 And... 630 00:36:42,529 --> 00:36:45,569 Ow! Shit! There's something in my arse. What? 631 00:36:45,689 --> 00:36:46,969 What's that? 632 00:36:48,449 --> 00:36:51,129 That's not good. It's like what vets use on horses. 633 00:36:52,609 --> 00:36:53,769 Argh! 634 00:36:58,569 --> 00:37:02,289 Someone's shooting at us! We've got to get out of here now! 635 00:37:02,409 --> 00:37:03,569 No, Dave... 636 00:37:05,649 --> 00:37:06,969 Dave, you got to... 637 00:37:09,129 --> 00:37:10,249 ..fight... 638 00:37:10,369 --> 00:37:11,849 this mind... 639 00:37:13,569 --> 00:37:18,969 Stand by for transmission in five, four, three... 640 00:37:21,569 --> 00:37:26,689 My fellow Americans, yesterday I brought you tragic news, 641 00:37:26,809 --> 00:37:28,569 but today I bring you hope. 642 00:37:28,729 --> 00:37:31,929 I've spent this afternoon in conversation with my fellow 643 00:37:32,089 --> 00:37:35,209 world leaders and this evening I can announce an unprecedented 644 00:37:35,369 --> 00:37:38,649 international coalition to counter the threat we face. 645 00:37:38,809 --> 00:37:42,009 'Tonight, Operation Saviour begins...' 646 00:37:43,769 --> 00:37:45,609 Is somebody out there? 647 00:37:45,769 --> 00:37:47,649 '..the single biggest scientific project...' 648 00:37:47,809 --> 00:37:49,569 Hey, somebody help me! I'm stuck in this van! 649 00:37:49,729 --> 00:37:52,369 'It will also see mankind standing together...' 650 00:37:53,929 --> 00:37:57,289 Get me out of here! '..overcoming our differences...' 651 00:37:57,409 --> 00:37:59,369 About time, Judas. 652 00:38:01,089 --> 00:38:03,249 '..best scientists and engineers...' 653 00:38:05,289 --> 00:38:07,849 I'm real disappointed in you, hon'. 654 00:38:08,009 --> 00:38:12,689 I thought we was a team, but you stabbed me in the back. Yeah, I did. 655 00:38:14,169 --> 00:38:17,489 But now I'm making it right. So, we're done, OK? 656 00:38:21,169 --> 00:38:25,889 What are you talking about, where are you going? Home. 657 00:38:26,049 --> 00:38:29,649 Really? '..dedicated to Operation Saviour.' 658 00:38:29,809 --> 00:38:32,329 We have the resources, the technology 659 00:38:32,449 --> 00:38:34,609 and the willpower to succeed. 660 00:38:34,769 --> 00:38:38,929 And I give you my word, it WILL work. 661 00:38:39,049 --> 00:38:41,769 'It will go down in history...' 662 00:38:41,929 --> 00:38:47,129 Fine, stay. Don't say I didn't warn you. What's he saying? 663 00:38:47,289 --> 00:38:51,289 Apparently, he's going to save the world. Another messiah. 664 00:38:51,449 --> 00:38:56,369 Just what we need. 'So there is no need to panic. Life goes on. 665 00:38:57,689 --> 00:39:01,009 'Tomorrow, you will go to work and be paid for your labour.' 666 00:39:01,129 --> 00:39:02,769 Did you just put on the aftershave? 667 00:39:02,929 --> 00:39:06,969 'There will be food in our stores, gas in our gas stations.' 668 00:39:07,089 --> 00:39:08,169 Sh. 669 00:39:08,329 --> 00:39:10,969 'This will be the single biggest scientific project 670 00:39:11,089 --> 00:39:12,289 'ever embarked upon.' 671 00:39:27,329 --> 00:39:29,169 I can see your legs, babe - 672 00:39:29,329 --> 00:39:32,889 that sign starts, like, two feet off the ground. 673 00:39:35,369 --> 00:39:36,729 Get in. 674 00:39:39,049 --> 00:39:41,209 Oh, love a duck. 675 00:39:43,129 --> 00:39:46,849 What, are you going to walk all the way to DC in your prison fatigues? 676 00:39:46,969 --> 00:39:48,689 My shoulder is killing me, 677 00:39:48,849 --> 00:39:51,609 I can't drive this thing for one more minute. 678 00:39:51,769 --> 00:39:54,609 I'm injured, you're useless, we need each other. 679 00:39:58,689 --> 00:40:02,089 Well, that was easy. Good, good, good. 680 00:40:02,249 --> 00:40:05,089 This is going to be fine, like Driving Miss Daisy, 681 00:40:05,249 --> 00:40:07,129 only without all that civil rights bullshit. 682 00:40:07,289 --> 00:40:09,369 Shut up! 683 00:40:11,889 --> 00:40:16,289 '..gas in our gas stations. We've endured 24 hours of chaos. 684 00:40:16,449 --> 00:40:19,489 'But as of this moment, the police are back in control. 685 00:40:20,569 --> 00:40:22,809 'All crime will be punished.' Ow! 686 00:40:22,929 --> 00:40:25,369 'If you looted, we will find you. 687 00:40:26,529 --> 00:40:30,609 'If you've escaped from prison, we will hunt you down.' Floor it, babe. 688 00:40:30,729 --> 00:40:34,009 'Life continues as it always has.' 689 00:40:34,129 --> 00:40:36,449 I promise this is not the end. 690 00:40:36,609 --> 00:40:40,209 God bless you, God bless the United States of America, 691 00:40:40,329 --> 00:40:41,609 and God bless humanity. 692 00:40:43,129 --> 00:40:45,289 We are all in this together. 693 00:40:45,409 --> 00:40:46,489 And we're clear. 694 00:40:49,689 --> 00:40:53,809 That was amazing, Mr President. Just what the people needed, sir. 695 00:40:53,969 --> 00:41:01,249 That thing we talked about earlier? Let's do it. Yes, Mr President. 696 00:41:01,409 --> 00:41:05,809 And, like you said, they're going to need a leader. Won't they? 697 00:41:05,929 --> 00:41:07,569 Yes, they will, sir. 698 00:41:30,529 --> 00:41:35,529 Jamie. Jamie, please, wake up. Mate... 699 00:41:37,529 --> 00:41:38,889 I think we're in trouble. 700 00:41:40,809 --> 00:41:43,129 What happened? Where are we? 701 00:41:43,289 --> 00:41:46,289 I don't know, but it's... but it's all sort of horrible. 702 00:41:48,729 --> 00:41:50,609 I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent... 703 00:41:57,649 --> 00:42:00,249 Well, hey, Ariel! Long time, no see. 704 00:42:01,409 --> 00:42:05,849 Now, um, give me one good reason why 705 00:42:05,969 --> 00:42:08,769 I shouldn't rip your balls off. 706 00:42:12,849 --> 00:42:15,649 She's not going to do it, can see it in her eyes. Whoa! 707 00:42:15,769 --> 00:42:17,569 Sex is a natural urge. 708 00:42:17,689 --> 00:42:20,409 Well, I put a lid on it. I'M OK. 709 00:42:20,529 --> 00:42:21,969 What? 710 00:42:23,569 --> 00:42:24,809 Look out! 711 00:42:24,929 --> 00:42:26,169 Don't you move a muscle, missy. 712 00:42:26,289 --> 00:42:28,049 I see no evidence of a miracle. 713 00:42:30,009 --> 00:42:32,529 You know what? I love being a cop. 714 00:42:32,689 --> 00:42:35,795 Some guy says that you're a terrorist. You're not, are you? 715 00:42:35,796 --> 00:42:36,881 So Spike's missing? 716 00:42:36,882 --> 00:42:38,739 Scotty, you have to find out. How do you know my name? 717 00:42:38,809 --> 00:42:40,748 They call me the white horse. 718 00:42:40,749 --> 00:42:42,034 Shut up! 719 00:42:42,768 --> 00:43:12,877 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. 720 00:43:12,927 --> 00:43:17,477 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0